Showing posts with label creation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creation. Show all posts
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Official announcement of Human 2.0
God is pleased to announce the release of Human 2.0, code named Eve. Eve has over 250 new and exciting features that should make life easier for all. The only known problem is that Human 1.0, code named Adam, has a hard time understanding Eve and why she keeps pointing out his shortcomings.
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
If God created the world, why is it falling apart?
As we drove across eastern Montana, we marveled at the buttes and other rock formations. Most were sandstone in many layers, some brown, some gray, and some red. Their common features were the cracks, erosions, and the tallus at the bottom (the buildup of broken rock). When we were westbound last week, we saw a sign that said, "Watch for falling rock."
See "What is God?"
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