Nerdy words that aren't dirty

I read in the news that Hugh and Stu fell in the stew. They turned red in hue.

See also "Wacky words" and "Homonym Homilies".

Wacky words

A cheese maker lost his way. He couldn't weigh his whey.

Don't shed a tear over the death of the bear. He took my Heath bar.

I had another set that I forgot but will probably remember at one in the morning. But I won't go into mourning with a curse that it could be worse.

For more of these words that often come from wise guys, see "Homonym Homilies".