My daughter handed me a cellophane bag of chocolate balls as an early Christmas present. She said they were chocolate-covered cranberries and were half-healthy. I replied, "You mean cranberries aren't healthy?"
If you liked this anecdote, you might enjoy "Major Food Groups", a spoof piece my wife and I dreamed up ten years ago and was published by the Reader Weekly, then called the Northland Reader. It still is one of the more popular pages on my website.
