Another witty ditty mined from my mind

Ginger the singer was singed by something rude and lewd zinged from the crowd.

More fun with English orthography

The sow could not be a farmer because she cannot sow seeds.
The sow could not be a homemaker because she cannot sew beads.

As long as Robin Hood had his bow, he would bow before no man.
The Viking stood in the bow with his bow.

Fun with English orthography

Though he went through the trough...

For my readers around the world who might only read English but not listen to it, the above could be written (not officially)

Tho he went thru the troff…