Did the flocks get the pox from the phlox?

This silly rhyme came to me as I put a flower stamp on an envelope.

Let's try a haiku for this:

Far too many flocks
Became really sick with pox
Passing over phlox.

Another witty ditty mined from my mind

Ginger the singer was singed by something rude and lewd zinged from the crowd.

A bit of doggerel from this cuss

I was pouring water into the coffee maker trying to see the meniscus. The door bell rang; a cop came to frisk us and then whisk us off to jail because I had thrown a discus in the hibiscus.