Mathematicians tell us that π is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Well, π is the Greek letter for "p" and is pronounced "pie". See, already we have an attempt by the Obama administration to Europeanize America. We all know how badly the Greeks are managing their economy.
Instead of using a foreign letter to describe a supposedly scientific idea, we should simply call it pie.
Mathematicians tell us that pie is an irrational number; a number that cannot be expressed as a fraction and whose numeric representation never ends. Since we all know that liberals are irrational, we can readily see that pie is a liberal plot. We also know that everything has to come to an end sometime; the Bible tells us so. We also know that mathematicians are indoctrinated at liberal universities.
The Bible also tells us that the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is three. See 2 Chronicles 4:2. Claiming pie is this ratio is a liberal attempt to discredit the Bible.
The Indiana General Assembly rationalized pie in 1897, but a liberal mathematics professor intervened when bill #246 reached the Senate and killed it. These liberal plots to discredit the ability of the people's representatives to properly define truth have continued. First was the attempt to discredit the Creation and now the liberal attempt to discredit climate stability. Next thing you know the liberals will claim the world is round instead of flat.
Stand up for American pie!
