Grover Norquist was enjoying a nice soak in his bathtub because he had just drowned government in it.
His timing was unfortunate, because a monster rainstorm due to climate change started while he as in the tub.
The rain came down and down soaking the ground thoroughly. There was so much water that the sewer mains fell in downstream of Norquist's house. There was so much water that it started flooding the cracked sewer mains upstream of his house. The upstream pressure became so great that it started popping sink and tub plugs in houses. The geyser coming out of Norquist's bathtub drain was so huge that he never got a chance to get out of the tub.
This could have all been avoided if there had been a well-financed government to inspect and repair the aging infrastructure, including the sewers.
