Friday, September 04, 2009

Our Supreme Leader Ayatollah Dick Cheney has spoken

Dick Cheney is once again blasting the Obama administration for investigating torture practices; Cheney vehemently maintains that torturing prisoners has protected the nation. See
"Dick Cheney's Version".

Why are these people prisoners? Because they are terrorists? Who says they are terrorists? Dick Cheney.

This sounds spookily like Iran. Why are people in prison? Because they are acting as foreign agents? Who says they are foreign agents? The government of iran.

Even though the trials in Iran are show trials, at least the prisoners are getting a trial. In the land of freedom and justice we haven't even had show trials for the people the government calls terrorists. Why not? It will jeopardize national security? Who says so? Dick Cheney.

At least it's not yet a crime in the U.S. to question the wisdom of our self-appointed Supreme Leader.