Coffee Party Yard Sign Contest

The Coffee Party is having a yard sign contest "To make us laugh and save America".  See http://www.coffeepartyusa.com/yardsigns.

My own lame offerings really can't compete with

THIS SIGN
COST MORE THAN
BANK OF AMERICA
PAID IN TAXES
LAST YEAR.

and

Keep your corporate hands off my governor!

Mine were inspired by the fact that in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and many other states the number of eligible voters who did not vote was greater than the number of voters who voted for the "winners".

Of course your vote didn't count!
You didn't cast it!
Now look where you got us!

Stop minority government!
VOTE!

Third party candidates aren't the spoilers!
No-show voters are the spoilers!